The Tired Woodpecker

The Tired Woodpecker always kept a custard pie to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. A custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Tired Woodpecker owned a pint of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Woodpecker desperately looked for a mug that they liked to hug. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be sublime. A mug was the item that was opted for.

The Tired Woodpecker often carried a bottle of coke to experiment on. It is a fairly unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

The Tired Woodpecker craved for a lava lamp that they liked to hug. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. A lava lamp was the chosen item.

The Tired Woodpecker needed a computer that they sometimes smash. It should be a bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the thing to choose.