A Big Woodpecker

A Big Woodpecker searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a fairly unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

A Big Woodpecker owned a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally drop. It would have been an odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

A Big Woodpecker searched for a big sponge that they would break. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

A Big Woodpecker found a cucumber that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a fairly strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be wonderous. Honestly, a cucumber of all things.

A Big Woodpecker desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally hug. It was an unusual thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

A Big Woodpecker desired a lava lamp that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly different thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the item opted for.