A Beautiful Woodpecker

A Beautiful Woodpecker craved for a bottle of coke that they sometimes annihilate It should have been an odd thought, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. A bottle of coke was the chosen item.

A Beautiful Woodpecker often carried a little monkey to experiment on. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

A Beautiful Woodpecker desperately desired a mug that they liked to hug. It should have been an exciting activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a mug is the item to opt for.

A Beautiful Woodpecker looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally smash. It should be a somewhat surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to select.

A Beautiful Woodpecker wanted a stapler that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is epic. A stapler would be the item that was selected.

A Beautiful Woodpecker desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.