Her Grumpy Worm

Her Grumpy Worm desperately desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes break. This could be considered a new approach to life, to most, but not to the Worm, who feels that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

Her Grumpy Worm desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who had decided it would be epic. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

Her Grumpy Worm desperately desired a cucumber that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be a surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who had decided it was out of this world. Strangely, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Worm wanted a melon that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Worm, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a melon of all things.

Her Grumpy Worm often carried a wig that they would sometimes break. This is certainly an exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

Her Grumpy Worm desperately craved for a wig that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Worm, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item chosen.