A Confused Worm

A Confused Worm desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who considered it would be fun. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar of all things.

A Confused Worm desperately searched for a mug that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been an exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the item that was chosen.

A Confused Worm desperately desired a pint of cider to insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

A Confused Worm desperately needed a teapot that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is an unusual idea, to my children, but not to the Worm, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

A Confused Worm desperately searched for a can of Tango to put down their trousers. It might have been a curious thought, to most, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

A Confused Worm found a magic 8 ball that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who feels it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.