The Exceptional Worm

The Exceptional Worm often carried a radiator to play with. It should be an astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. A radiator is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Worm craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Exceptional Worm desperately wanted a bottle of coke to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an exciting idea, to most, but not to the Worm, who had decided it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Worm found a ball that they would often share. This might appear to be an odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a ball would be the item chosen.

The Exceptional Worm needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often rub on his belly. It is considered to be a curious action, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who assumed it would be amazing. A can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

The Exceptional Worm owned a cheese grater that they would put down their trousers. It was a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the Worm, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a cheese grater of all things.