Her Confused Worm

Her Confused Worm desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

Her Confused Worm desired a mug to throw. It was a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a mug being the thing selected.

Her Confused Worm desperately desired a spade that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been an exciting thought, to some, but not to the Worm, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a spade is the thing to choose.

Her Confused Worm craved for a rubber chicken that they would often smash. It should have been a fairly different thought, to most, but not to the Worm, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

Her Confused Worm desperately desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly new suggestion, to me, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

Her Confused Worm always had with them a lava lamp that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.