The Crazy Worm

The Crazy Worm craved for a wig that they sometimes break. It might have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who feels that this idea is fun. A wig would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Worm desperately looked for a piece of paper that they liked to experiment on. It would be an odd action, to my children, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

The Crazy Worm always had with them a wig that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me, but not to the Worm, who assumed it would be out of this world. Strangely, a wig of all things.

The Crazy Worm desired a stretchman to embrace. It is considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to me, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. A stretchman would be the item chosen.

The Crazy Worm owned a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a fairly different proposal, to you, but not to the Worm, who considered that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Worm always had with them a pint of cider that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a somewhat surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Worm, who expected it would be spectacular. A pint of cider was the item that was chosen.