The Grumpy Worm

The Grumpy Worm carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally smash. It should be an astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to select.

The Grumpy Worm found a bat that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who thought it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Worm needed a rubber johnny to share. It might be a fairly curious operation, to my children, but not to the Worm, who feels that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Worm always kept a set of lego that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who thought that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Worm carried a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who thought that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Worm desperately needed a block of cheese that they liked to throw. This seems a funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese of all things.