The Grumpy Worm

The Grumpy Worm often carried a melon that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Worm desired a spade that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been an odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a spade was the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Worm desperately looked for a pen to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a pen being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Worm had a chocolate bar that they would often worship. It might be a different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar of all things.

The Grumpy Worm had a ball that they would often drop. It might have been a peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Worm craved for a sack of potatoes to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.