The Scary Worm

The Scary Worm wanted a bottle of wine that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who feels it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine having that done to it

The Scary Worm wanted a lava lamp that they would often worship. It was considered to be an astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Worm wanted a stapler that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

The Scary Worm often carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be an exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who thought that this idea is epic. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

The Scary Worm had a piece of paper that they would sometimes play with. It was a fairly new action, to many, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

The Scary Worm craved for a pint of beer that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.