My Grumpy Worm

My Grumpy Worm desperately desired a melon that they would often sleep with. It would be a bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea was epic. Strangely, a melon was the chosen thing.

My Grumpy Worm often carried a cheese grater that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item to select.

My Grumpy Worm often carried a can of Tango that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

My Grumpy Worm always carried a mug that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a new thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who feels it would be wonderous. A mug would be the thing that was opted for.

My Grumpy Worm desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

My Grumpy Worm looked for a block of cheese that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a new proposal, to many, but not to the Worm, who considered that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.