His Square Worm

His Square Worm desired a melon that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who assumed it was amazing. Honestly, a melon was the chosen item.

His Square Worm desperately needed a pint of beer that they would cuddle. This is certainly a weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who felt it was breathtaking. A pint of beer being the thing opted for.

His Square Worm carried a ball to worship. It was considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a ball being the item opted for.

His Square Worm looked for a ball that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly weird action, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the chosen thing.

His Square Worm always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

His Square Worm desperately craved for a bottle of beer to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who felt that the idea was epic. A bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.