Stupid Worm

Stupid Worm needed a mug that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who considered it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the chosen item.

Stupid Worm desperately craved for a rubber johnny to experiment on. This seems a funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who expected it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

Stupid Worm always carried a can of Tango to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

Stupid Worm desperately wanted a CD player that they would put on his head. It should have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item chosen.

Stupid Worm desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would cuddle. It would have been a fairly exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

Stupid Worm desperately wanted a pint of cider to put in the bath with him. It might have been a funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who considered it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.