The Lonely Worm

The Lonely Worm desperately looked for a pen that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be an exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Worm needed a little monkey to smash. One might consider this to be a fairly curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Worm always carried a teapot that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a new approach to life, to me, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Worm found a wig that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a wig was the chosen thing.

The Lonely Worm craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to share. It might have been an exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who feels it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

The Lonely Worm wanted a bag of poop to hug. It would be a different suggestion, to many, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea is awesome. A bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.