Stupid Worm

Stupid Worm desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a fairly bizarre proposal, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

Stupid Worm found a painting of a melon that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be a fairly odd exercise, to most, but not to the Worm, who assumed it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

Stupid Worm owned a lava lamp that they would often cuddle. It would have been an exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Worm craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

Stupid Worm carried a spade that they would experiment on. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a spade is the thing to choose.

Stupid Worm always kept a little monkey that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a little monkey is the item to choose.