“Are you kidding? You think that’s ok? I said I’d settle for sandwiches and so that leaves all the extra money for you to have STEAK?”

“Did you want some?” he asked.

I actually do think he saw nothing wrong in that scenario.
When I tell this story to friends, especially those that know me well, hey’re usually amazed that he’s still here, not buried under the patio…

Oh my God I am laughins SO HARD. :D

Truth, truth! Let this one be the whole actual truth!